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Emily's math teacher was telling a few stories to her and I yesterday. These were two of them.

Bonnie's stepbrother went hunting one year with his father. He rested to gun on the toe of his boot for awhile and something made the trigger go off. It didn't damage anything but the boots though. When he called Bonnie and her mother to tell them, Bonnie's mother said "It was open season of jack assses!"

The other one was around the time her brother got a microwave. The idiot tried heating up a can of beans and blew up the microwave. Bonnie says she got home and he was dragging it out of the house by the plug because it was still sparking. When he came back inside, the first words out of his mouth were "I zapped a prairie dog."

You may not find these funny, but I love them! : Very Happy

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